Callas Admirer Gifts

Tosca stabs Scarpia

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Snow Devil

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"I said slime."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I don't do windows."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Shrinks in heaven

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'I think they're up to something.'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

Wash your hands

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

Angel Music

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'The knights are drawing closer'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Knight walking a dog.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"I don't see HIS name on it."

Zagat Rated.

Postcards from Heaven...