Call Screen Master Pillows

Add a touch of personality to your space with pillows that celebrate call screen mastery. Comfortable and witty, they’re perfect for lounging or sprucing up your decor.

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'It's that automated heavy breathing again.'

'It's that automated heavy breathing again.' mockup

'It's that automated heavy breathing again.'

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"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all." mockup

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

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"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social." mockup

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

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"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ." mockup

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

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'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.' mockup

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

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"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes." mockup

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

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The Art of Bantering!

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"You had the persistence to figure out our complex phone system just to get an interview. You're hired!"

"You had the persistence to figure out our complex phone system just to get an interview. You're hired!" mockup

"You had the persistence to figure out our complex phone system just to get an interview. You're hired!"

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'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...' mockup

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

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"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike." mockup

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

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TV Remote undoes a man's trousers. mockup

TV Remote undoes a man's trousers.

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'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?' mockup

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

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Mind control

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I'm so busy at home I need three hands. One for the chips, one for the beer, and one for the remote!

I'm so busy at home I need three hands. One for the chips, one for the beer, and one for the remote! mockup

I'm so busy at home I need three hands. One for the chips, one for the beer, and one for the remote!

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'It's the TV remote - he has a death grip on it.'

'It's the TV remote - he has a death grip on it.' mockup

'It's the TV remote - he has a death grip on it.'

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'Must...find...something...intelligent..!'

'Must...find...something...intelligent..!' mockup

'Must...find...something...intelligent..!'

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"No, this movie isn't dragging. You've got it on 'pause'."

"No, this movie isn't dragging. You've got it on 'pause'." mockup

"No, this movie isn't dragging. You've got it on 'pause'."

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Printing Room

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"Every appliance, every light, every bit of electronics in the house is controlled by a single remote that I haven't yet been able to find."

"Every appliance, every light, every bit of electronics in the house is controlled by a single remote that I haven't yet been able to find." mockup

"Every appliance, every light, every bit of electronics in the house is controlled by a single remote that I haven't yet been able to find."

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Four thousand dollars later and there's STILL nothing to watch!

Four thousand dollars later and there's STILL nothing to watch! mockup

Four thousand dollars later and there's STILL nothing to watch!

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"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures." mockup

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."

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"Hey, don't kill the messenger! I just display what he tells me to!"

"Hey, don't kill the messenger! I just display what he tells me to!" mockup

"Hey, don't kill the messenger! I just display what he tells me to!"

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'My land line is always busy...that's my answering machine fending off robocalls.'

'My land line is always busy...that's my answering machine fending off robocalls.' mockup

'My land line is always busy...that's my answering machine fending off robocalls.'

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"I think your computer is suffering from separation anxiety, because it's following you."

"I think your computer is suffering from separation anxiety, because it's following you." mockup

"I think your computer is suffering from separation anxiety, because it's following you."

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Missing the score on a split-screen TV mockup

Missing the score on a split-screen TV

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No calls, I'm resting on my laurels. mockup

No calls, I'm resting on my laurels.

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'I've lost my voice...'

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I'm away from my desk. Any message you leave won't be of any importance to me.

I'm away from my desk. Any message you leave won't be of any importance to me. mockup

I'm away from my desk. Any message you leave won't be of any importance to me.

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"Ten more minutes of media manipulation, then it's off to bed."

"Ten more minutes of media manipulation, then it's off to bed." mockup

"Ten more minutes of media manipulation, then it's off to bed."

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New Years Resolution

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'He's been trying to control the television for years.'

'He's been trying to control the television for years.' mockup

'He's been trying to control the television for years.'

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Sloth...

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Call Screen Master Pillows Collection

Call Screen Master Mugs

Looking for more creative mugs? Discover our full range of call screen master-themed mugs to elevate your coffee breaks with humor.

Call Screen Master Prints

Decorate your walls with prints that honor your call screen mastery. Browse our exclusive designs for a creative touch to any room.

Call Screen Master T-Shirts

Explore our collection of call screen master-inspired t-shirts—perfect for showcasing your skills or gifting to a fellow enthusiast.