Californian Lifestyle Explorer Pillows

"I don't think I ever before-realized the distinct difference between northern and southern California."

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

Important balloons, $30.

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Trilby - 'The last they saw of Svengali'.

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

"I lost 5 pounds and you didn't even notice!"

"We're moving to someplace called Ur. It's an entirely new concept in group living."

'He glued himself to the floor again.'

'It's an electronic pipe and heated slippers...he's a thoroughly modern old fart.'

Drive-thru Flu Clinic.

"This is a natural company, we make natural products and we've got a natural dress code."

"Relax, man. The hallucinations aren't due to food poisoning. That's just the first course kicking in."

"Scuber?"

'I'm retired and decided to have a fresh start.'

Kink

"I see a couple of chairs over there by the naked guy working on his laptop."

Live life on the edge

'Road trips are getting lonelier & lonelier.'

'You mean a vegan isn't the same thing as a witch?'

These people are having more fun in 60 seconds that we'll have in a lifetime.

"Knock knock, are you decent?"

"I love the way you've put your outfit together."

But the really great thing about these multifuel stoves is that you can burn almost ANYTHING in them!

"Oh dear, he died with his boots on."

Business men: 'I try to live each day as if it's my last.'

Much needed pharmaceuticals I made in my home

"The Rutherford's aren't joining us this winter. They're staying home and blowing their minds on medical marijuana."

"It's wonderful how there are so many more devices to fall asleep in front of these days."