Californian Lifestyle Explorer Prints

"I don't think I ever before-realized the distinct difference between northern and southern California."

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

Important balloons, $30.

Trilby - 'The last they saw of Svengali'.

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

"We're moving to someplace called Ur. It's an entirely new concept in group living."

"I lost 5 pounds and you didn't even notice!"

'It's an electronic pipe and heated slippers...he's a thoroughly modern old fart.'

'He glued himself to the floor again.'

Why aren't you wearing a collar and on a leash? I don't mean to sit in judgment of alternative lifestyles, but personally, I find that a little bit kinky.

Drive-thru Flu Clinic.

'I'm retired and decided to have a fresh start.'

"I see a couple of chairs over there by the naked guy working on his laptop."

Live life on the edge

Kink

"Relax, man. The hallucinations aren't due to food poisoning. That's just the first course kicking in."

"Scuber?"

"This is a natural company, we make natural products and we've got a natural dress code."

'Road trips are getting lonelier & lonelier.'

These people are having more fun in 60 seconds that we'll have in a lifetime.

'You mean a vegan isn't the same thing as a witch?'

But the really great thing about these multifuel stoves is that you can burn almost ANYTHING in them!

"I love the way you've put your outfit together."

"Knock knock, are you decent?"

"The Rutherford's aren't joining us this winter. They're staying home and blowing their minds on medical marijuana."

End of season mosquito football trip

Much needed pharmaceuticals I made in my home

Tonight's topic. Lifestyle: Being your best self. We don't actually have a "lifestyle" -- we just wing it.