Calendar Complainer T-Shirts

'It's always April 15th here.'

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

"I hate this time of year."

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

A midwinter potluck! How lovely!! Let me check the calendar! Oh, too bad! Thwack! We already have something on that date!

Pregnancy Test

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!

Employment Counselor. That's terrible! What kind of company fires you for taking a day off? A calendar company.

"Follow up appointment... the doctor will be retired by then."

2020

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

"Anniversary? No? Birthday?"

Time Passes...For Meaning.

March madness

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

Easter Bunny HQ. United States. If all these states can move up their primaries, why can't I move Easter ahead of Valentine's Day?!

"Can't do 3 p.m. — I'm scheduled for a migraine."

"You think your job is hard? I have to remember which date Easter falls on each year."

'Time management begins with the assumption that time will move slow enough to be managed.'

'And why do you want a refund on that calendar?'

Every Dog Has His Day

Next years calendar.

Happy New Year!

How to talk to a mathematically untalented boss.

"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"

Current Events.

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"Where does it hurt?"