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The Month of November

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

Appointments and Disappointments

A midwinter potluck! How lovely!! Let me check the calendar! Oh, too bad! Thwack! We already have something on that date!

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

Businessman wonders why he called a meeting.

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

Time Passes...For Meaning.

March madness

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

Mayan 2012

'And why do you want a refund on that calendar?'

Next years calendar.

Every Dog Has His Day

"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

Current Events.

'Looks like I have a passionate moment open on the 26th. Should I schedule you?'

'It doesn't feel like a Tuesday. It feels more like a Thursday.'

'When I say 'February' what do you think of? . . . I was hoping for 'Valentine's Day', but I guess that was a long shot.'

'It's always April 15th here.'

Covid calendar

'Today's calendar date is...'

'The big news from Samoa is that they lost a day.'

Fuctional calendars - dates include 'one of those days', 'another one of those days' and 'don't go near this one'.

"It's called a calendar. It seems to be some kind of oracle as they don't plan anything before first consulting it..."

"Sorry, my calendar is full."

Two Boys Dressed As Gentlemen.

Kevin's Eleven-Thousandth Day of Being Kevin

"March 177th? Already?!"

'Check my calender for tomorrow, Ms. Thompson.'