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"We've worked out all the figures, we're just not sure what order to put them in!"

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'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"Have you been working out?"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

"Sit and stay were no problem but she's hit a wall with multivariable calculus.'

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

I love maths.

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

'I wish there were true and false questions on math tests. At least that way I'd have a 70% chance of getting one right.'

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'Well, arithmetic IS important. It let's you understand money so you can buy batteries for your calculator.'

"I see a flaw in your financial calculation."

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

'I march to a different arithmetic.'

"Be rational."

'You were right. I had a misplaced decimal point.'

I think I have a 45-45 chance of passing my math class.'

"Your calculations are right- it's our teabreak!"

"Of course, I could be wrong."

'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!'

'Oh yeah, well your dad may have a better calculator, but my dad can add without one.'

"But it's helping me learn my math!"

'Well, you're lousy at Maths, but I'm sure you'll become a great CEO one day...'

'There must be some mistake. According to our actuary tables I'm going to live to 83.'

"Wow! My calculations show that on Christmas night, Santa Claus will visit 1 house every .83 seconds!"

'Bananas...two ears...1.4 billion Chinese...you do the math!'

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