
Man out on limb.
Start their day with a splash of bravery—our mugs for the calculated risk lover feature witty designs that celebrate daring decisions and adventurous spirits. Perfect for any coffee or tea break.
Man out on limb.
'I've taken my knowledge of science and math and applied them to fashion to produce a wardrobe that's guaranteed to malfunction to get you the most possible publicity.'
'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'
"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"
"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"
"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."
'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'
Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'
Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'
Woman out on limb
'What's your tolerance for risk?'
"I bought it on Amazon. They have a good return policy."
"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."
"A little hard work never killed anyone. But still, why tempt fate?"
"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."
"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."
Harold M.: He's Sure Taking A Lot Of Chances!
NYSE. Many will enter, few will win.
'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'
'I'm screwed...'
'Should I buy or sell?'
Investments: thrill-seekers welcome.
'We want someone who's willing to take risks.'
A businessman balancing on a unicycle that has a coin as a wheel, on the line of a graph of falling financial performance.
"Fortunately, we're in the market for the thrills, not the money - right, Mr. Franjola?"
'Great. Now that I've got a better idea of your tolerance for risk, I have a few investments to recommend.'
'Just lend me a little bit more. I feel lucky.'
"Perkins, I didn't get where I am today without taking a few risks."
"I did a risk assessment of the dangers of not doing a risk assessment, and decided it wasn't worth it."
'Procter and Gamble? I dunno, sounds risky - what if everyone stops using toilet paper?'
"Hello, we're Mathers, Thorpe and Beneke. Can your husband come out and play the market?"
'How was your ski trip?'
Overshooting the Runway
"If you aren't adverse to risk, I can put you in an attractive Ponzi scheme."
'Are you certain that you want to go in there?'
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