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"Maybe now your sponge cake will be moist."

'Works every time.'

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Cake Friday!

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Patissier

Fabulous civil union cake.

Mouse with a cat cake.

Baking

Happy birthday Darling!

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

Boy baking a cake.

Birthday Cake

Bored Baker

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'How much are your upside-down cakes? 99p.'

"I don't care what your father said, Santa likes milk and cookies NOT beer and pretzels!"

I predict a huge fall followed by a lucrative job offer with a major cake baking company.

Cake Writer's Block

Wedding cake figurines show a man relaxing in the bath at a spa.

Mum's Baking is best!

Here's one I made earlier.

"I love this frosting! Can I get the recipe?"

After conquering Baked Alaska, Mount Bakewell was a piece of cake.

Something beautiful comes out of a big mess.

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

'Well how do you spell it then?'

'Mommy has made this astonishing cake just to get you to eat your peas and provide valuable insight for your therapist in twenty years.'

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

Birthday Painting