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"Maybe now your sponge cake will be moist."

'Works every time.'

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"It's called geometry, Mum."

Cake Friday!

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Mouse with a cat cake.

Patissier

Fabulous civil union cake.

Baking

Happy birthday Darling!

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

Boy baking a cake.

'How much are your upside-down cakes? 99p.'

Birthday Cake

Bored Baker

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"I don't care what your father said, Santa likes milk and cookies NOT beer and pretzels!"

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

Something beautiful comes out of a big mess.

Wedding cake figurines show a man relaxing in the bath at a spa.

Here's one I made earlier.

Cake Writer's Block

Mum's Baking is best!

I predict a huge fall followed by a lucrative job offer with a major cake baking company.

After conquering Baked Alaska, Mount Bakewell was a piece of cake.

'Well how do you spell it then?'

'Baking is my video gaming.'

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

Birthday Painting

'Mommy has made this astonishing cake just to get you to eat your peas and provide valuable insight for your therapist in twenty years.'