Cakemaker T-Shirts

'Mark my words - this will all end in tears!'

Come dine with me!

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Lady of the Cake.

Lesbian civil partnership.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Any time is cake o'clock

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Diner.

You're the puff in my pastry!

"That's it. We’re toast."

A heart shaped cake

Pi Ala Mode.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Today's special... donuts.

Bermuda Triangles

Picking pastries.

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'Works every time.'

Punt Cake

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Ninja bread men"

Tension filled the tent.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

Can I give you a slice of the action?