Cake Smuggler Gifts

'I said there is a F-I-L-E in the C-A-K-E!'

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A heart shaped cake

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Tension filled the tent.

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Bermuda Triangles

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Layer cake

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'I always cry at weddings!'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Thou Shalt Not!

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Happy Birthday to you.

Cake Friday!

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Make your resolutions achievable.

Time for Tea!

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

A dog at the bakery.

'It's all homemade.'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

I made you a cake!