Cage Fighter Prints

'The parrot died so I got a cage-fighter.'

Rage.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take the red whiteboard marker. Give in to your anger.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

The reluctant parrot

Wrestling Champion.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

'Look out for his low punches.'

'Such petulance!'

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

'He has a great left hook,'

No hitting below the belt!

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"In the ring, kid. We want you to take a fall in the ring."

Man fights with his shadow.

'You've got him worried. I think he's afraid he might kill you.'

'He was there when we left the dressing room.'

"Well, I guess that settles that."

All right... Which one of you hit him?'