Cage Match Enthusiast Prints

UFC on steroids...

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

Lovers

Man falls off perch

The reluctant parrot

"That was a boring field trip."

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'Let's practice lobs again.'

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

"It's actually a nice change. Before Eddie's business failed we were living in a gilded cage."

'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'

"I lined it up with our prenup."

Superheroes.

'You do a good job here and maybe the Don will promote you.'

'Imprisoned for life? Are you sure?'

''Free as a bird': Yeah right!'

Easy shaving

'We wanna open a budgie account...'

Man imprisioned by suit like bird imprisoned by canary

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

Footballers chasing a ball.

'Whoever said 'Free As A Bird' didn't know a thing.'

'It's hard for him to do much work around the house. He only has half-times available.'

Regulation Rope

Squash.

'The top and shorts are a perfect match.' (Sales assistant to customer in a jigsaw outfit).

'Where are you guys going?' - 'We are going on strike.'

'The parrot died so I got a cage-fighter.'

Father Parrot: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

'Well, that's Match of the Day over, now you can tell me the score.'

"Bad case of Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

Every Morning Precisely At Seven, Mrs. Henderson Took Petey On His Exercise Fly.

Bank robbers stealing petrol for the getaway car.

Nun reads a 'Cage fighting fan mag.'