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'Imprisoned for life? Are you sure?'

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Canine Comedians

Mou...Man trap!

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'What's your poisson?' (Man reading report on Farmed Salmon Toxins Scare).

Man falls off perch

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

Cats 'Playing' Cards

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'

"That was a boring field trip."

"These should help me approach your father on his own level."

A cat is a dog in drag...'Bad dog!'

"All you have to do is get three of your friends, to get three of their friends and so on. You'll be rich."

"Hunter, gatherer, we don't really care, as long as it's healthy."

Duck - 'Quack?' Lad - 'No, hallucinogenics.'

"Read? I don't read. I just collect."

'You've got to do something about your chocolate addition.'

'To be honest, I'm in favour of rock control!'

"I lined it up with our prenup."

'If you can overlook the newspaper on the floor, this isn't bad for a starter home.'

UFC on steroids...

"How's my head size today."

'And how many are living in this dwelling-enlightened or otherwise?'

"Him? No thanks. He's too into clubbing."