Caffeine Renegade Gifts

The-We-Don't-Do-Cappuccino Bookshop

'Let's not go by the book.'

LAY ZEE FUK

Hiding the electronics.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"OK, ready to go again?"

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

Tractor Racing

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

Ready for a run!

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

'The recipe said to simmer uncovered!'

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Have you been using that Hairy Bikers cookbook again'

"Now, what? I'm wearing a hair net."

'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

'Did you follow a recipe book for this dish?'

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

'I know I promised to love, honour and cherish you but I don't remember saying I'd cook for you.'

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

First fisherman says, 'What happens if the DNR finds us?' Other replies, 'Let's just hope they're into catch and release.'

'I may not be an expert, but I know an ill-sighted wind turbine when I hear one!'

"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"

Solar Storm Expected!

'Due to concerns about Global Warming...I'm through with cooking.'

"Your businessman's lunch, sir - But you need to sign this compliance self-audit checklist first.

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

It's 10pm. Same time it was last night at this time.

"This recipe turned out awful despite me substituting every major ingredient."

I've never been in here before. What's your best drink? That'd be the Gambler's Mocha. Sounds interesting. What's in it? Oh … a little of this, a little of that. For all you know, it's a smooth blend of hand-mixed Amedei Porcelana dark chocolate from Tuscany ... and Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee beans, hand-picked by sherpas 5,000 feet above sea level precisely at sunset ... topped with a light whip of frozen Arctic sea foam, and black diamond cream from Dubai ... for all you know ... Or it coul