Caffeine Renegade Gifts

The-We-Don't-Do-Cappuccino Bookshop

'Let's not go by the book.'

LAY ZEE FUK

Hiding the electronics.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

Tractor Racing

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

Ready for a run!

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

"Now, what? I'm wearing a hair net."

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

'Did you follow a recipe book for this dish?'

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

'I know I promised to love, honour and cherish you but I don't remember saying I'd cook for you.'

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

First fisherman says, 'What happens if the DNR finds us?' Other replies, 'Let's just hope they're into catch and release.'

"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"

'I may not be an expert, but I know an ill-sighted wind turbine when I hear one!'

Solar Storm Expected!

'Due to concerns about Global Warming...I'm through with cooking.'

"Your businessman's lunch, sir - But you need to sign this compliance self-audit checklist first.

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

"This recipe turned out awful despite me substituting every major ingredient."

It's 10pm. Same time it was last night at this time.

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"