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'On Company Time: A Novel'

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

Emergency Firebreaker

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

"Here it is - my novel. I'll be interested to hear your compliments."

An expletive of editors

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

Writers Block: "Day 24 and still no typewriter!"

Monks form copier service.

"He calls it the eBible."

"First, let me begin by admitting that the unexpected and rather brazen theft of our teleprompter has left me somewhat speechless."

The Secret Formula in Coffee

"I don't usually tell people I'm a writer because I've never actually written anything."

"Give it up, Carl. You’ve been dead for six months. You’re not gonna finish the novel."

Writing a letter

"It says here that sixty percent of women prefer chocolate to sex."

"And that's my guardian angel!"

'I may not know a lot about art, but I know how to blog about it.'

The Pen is Mightier than the Sword

Ink floating in a paper boat

Knight painting with plume from helmet.