Caffeine Fanatics Prints

'I mean, the place went silent when I ordered decaf.'

'He's on his sixth cup of coffee.'

Eternal Student.

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

You've Had Enough!

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Joined at the hipster.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Allegro con molto espresso

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Writers without borders.

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'What's holding him up?'

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"Can I still do my pilates?"

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers