Caffeine Fanatics Pillows

'I mean, the place went silent when I ordered decaf.'

'He's on his sixth cup of coffee.'

Eternal Student.

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Allegro con molto espresso

You've Had Enough!

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Writers without borders.

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'What's holding him up?'

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough!'