Caffeine Creatures Pillows

'Early morning is the best time to attack your prey: Before they have the chance to drink their coffee...'

'These are job perks.'

Bubble gum leaves

You've Had Enough!

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'You've had enough!'

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'We should think about switching her to decaf.'

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

Our Productivity Plan: More Coffee

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

"You took your time!" "Better latte than never"

Stress

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

"You gave her coffee again, didn’t you?"

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

The 6 A.M. News Team

"Well, no wonder they're more producive than us."

For Edward, a cup of coffee was no longer enough to get him started in the morning...

'Looks like another typical caffeine overdose.'

"Would you like me to leave room for us to get back together?"

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."