Caffeine Cowpoke Mugs

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Sick Rancher Humor

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

'I won't be at school anymore, my head is full.'

A cowboy on a computer receiving his 'gee gee mail'

'I must be going. Shawn is getting restless.'

"This desk job is killing me Jim. I need to be out in the field."

Agoraphobic Cowboys: 'Give me land, not much land, in a tight confining space please fence me in!'

"The buck stops here. You called?"

'How'd you like to become my sidekick?'

'Hello Shitty.'

A horse of a different color, and matching scarf.

Cow Boy

"Ok stranger - you draw first...."

OK Corral.

Cow wrestling with ring through nose.

"Sorry, but they call themselves cowboys: so they must love us more than they love their horses..."

"If you're lookin' for treble, stranger, you've come to the right place!"

F&E Ranch. If it's all the same to you, I'd prefer a tattoo.

"And I don't want you tellin' those cowpokes back at the bar-zo 'bout this pillow!"