Cowpoke In Training Mugs

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Sick Rancher Humor

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

A Grazing Shark

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'I won't be at school anymore, my head is full.'

'God darn it Tex! I kept telling you if you keep on punching cows one day one is going to punch you back.'

'I must be going. Shawn is getting restless.'

"Ok stranger - you draw first...."

Cow Boy

A horse of a different color, and matching scarf.

'Hello Shitty.'

1876: The Wild West

OK Corral.

"Sorry, but they call themselves cowboys: so they must love us more than they love their horses..."

"And I don't want you tellin' those cowpokes back at the bar-zo 'bout this pillow!"