Cafe Wanderer T-Shirts

Deja vu cafe: 'Seriously, I could swear I've been here before...'

'I'll leave a path of bread crumbs in case you need to find me.'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Countervailing Clichés.

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

Guy in gym

Wifi whore

You are here.

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

Meet The People in the Bookstore Café Staring at Their Laptops 2-4 p.m.

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Church: Open Sundays

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

Cool coffee: An adult millennial daycare.

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

"The gods really love tight buns."

"Braithwaite & Starbucks. How may we help you?"

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

Man at huge desk with a map entitled, 'Map of the Desk'.

"I tend to get more done when I leave self-loathing off the to-do list."

"We have a small menu..."

You are here.

'Hi, I'm Leo. How's the food here?'

'Wow! I feel so good this morning, I think I'll call in sick!'

"For Pete's sake, Morton, you don't leave on your fly fishing trip for another week!"

"Sorry for the delay -- your power toast has become all-powerful."

A group of people sit in a coffee shop.