Cafe Wanderer T-Shirts

Deja vu cafe: 'Seriously, I could swear I've been here before...'

'I'll leave a path of bread crumbs in case you need to find me.'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Countervailing Clichés.

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

Wifi whore

Guy in gym

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

You are here.

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Church: Open Sundays

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

"There you go bra. Double flat white and homage to Rothko's Seagram series."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Meet The People in the Bookstore Café Staring at Their Laptops 2-4 p.m.

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

Cool coffee: An adult millennial daycare.

High school sophomore Kyle Rimnard tests his theory that cafeteria meatloaf cures acne.

"The gods really love tight buns."

"Braithwaite & Starbucks. How may we help you?"

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

Man at huge desk with a map entitled, 'Map of the Desk'.

'Wow! I feel so good this morning, I think I'll call in sick!'

"I tend to get more done when I leave self-loathing off the to-do list."

"We have a small menu..."

'Hi, I'm Leo. How's the food here?'

You are here.

"For Pete's sake, Morton, you don't leave on your fly fishing trip for another week!"