Cafe Chatterbox Prints

'Ridiculous, isn't it - now she's gone, I can't think of a thing to criticize about her.'

"Isn't it great how everyone's saying how air travel leaves a big carbon footprint? Now I can stop being depressed and instead feel self righteous about never being able to afford an exotic vacation!"

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me.

Moo Out Loud

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

'Cold hard facts are good, but to complete the picture, here's Brenda from the mailroom with some hot, juicy gossip.'

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

Time for Tea

At Gossips Anonymous...

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

Dog's hairdresser.

Verbal blogger.

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

Bla Bla Bla

'The seven yeah itch.'

Menu. How much is that stuff? Read the hash tag.

'Oh, Goody, football - we'll be able to talk without feeling we're missing something.'

"It was all that running around town buying diet books that achieved my weight loss."

'Freddie doesn't hold court here anymore. He moved to the Full ‘O Crap Tap Room and on up to the Wind Bag Martini Bar.'