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"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"Please feel free to browse."

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

'I want someone who'll not just take the firms line, but the hook and sinker, too.'

"As a voter, I don't follow any party line, I follow a cable channel."

Minutes since the TV broke.

"And THEN, and THIS is the CLEVER bit...We put our advertising logo on the front of all our clothing and make people PAY for the privilege."

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

'When did you first become a Fruit-of-the-Loom guys groupie?'

'That's what I like about him, he always pays his round.'

"The doctor says you can go home. We'll get cable."

Policemen Bill and Alf in police car.

'Don't bother showing me your tattoo of the company logo... you're still fired.'

Walkies.

"That's it! I'm giving up TV! Every single show is awesome! So now nothing is worth watching."

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

"This medication may interact with paying your rent and being able to afford cable."

'The $175 tee is understated glamour.'

'I'm all for belt-tightening, darling. Trouble is I can't decide which belt - Prada or Gucci?'

Reality Football

"I shop therefore I am!"

'You read? What kind of entertainment is that?'

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