Cable Installer Prints

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

Socaial Life of the Cable Installer Guy.

'I hear they're going to cable.'

"When did they add this channel?!"

"But if we let you pick and choose your own stations, that could hurt a lot of feelings."

"Fibreoptics is simple stuff - we drill through your wall, run in the cable, join it all up and Bob's not your uncle."

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Summer Energy

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

Sustainability

"Okay, lady, your new carpet is installed...you can let your dog back in now."

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"Wall to wall carpet. Shouldn't that be wall to wall to wall to wall carpet?"

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

"Ned always naps more soundly when he's selling power back to the grid."

"Well sure, as art it sucks, but that's a lot of bricks to move."

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

"Sky, sir?"

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

Customer to TV repair man - "Thank god you got here. I was beginning to wander around."

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

'Unfortunately, I ran out of the satellite dish system but this has the same warranty.'

'Morning, ma'am. I'm here to install your security system.'

It's my latest work, I only vomited it this morning.

'It's been cut all right. Question anyone in the family who likes to read.'

'You called about digital cable?'

'Since our cable company raised rates for the second time in a year, we're gonna switch to satellite.'

'Here, if you don't do windows, you're through!'

Low budget Christo copycats.

"I'll put the bill in the post then."

"Why would I need 185,000 TV channels??"