Cabinet Strategist Gifts

Tony BLair's christmas card list.

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'Now that I have your attention...'

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

The president's men

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

"What was I thinking?!"

The economy.

Israel/Palestine Conflict

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

'So do you want me to minute that George is dying of boredom and Nigel will rip my head off if I don't stop boring him with my blather?'

Tariff Wars

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'I have been hearing some disturbing comments about you, Parker, some of your employees think you're a nice guy!'

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

The Greek Trampoline

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

Pin the blame on the donkey.

Takeovers.

'Something tells me this is going to be a long meeting.'

'Remember - Reilly's Chairman of the Board, but Henderson's the Alpha male.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"You need to take the weak parts of your presentation and work them into something that won't get you fired."

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'