Cabin Living Mugs

"Sure we like it, but we're back to sweating the small stuff again."

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"Would you like some wings?"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

"The new house is almost ready!"

Airport

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

Carpet Cows

No Cabin Crew Self Service.

"Captain, some passengers say that they are not interested in your romance with that flight attendant, and ask you to turn the speaker off."

"Be careful - we've seen an alarming increase in the number of plane strikes."

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

"Looks like you've got some competition."

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

"That's why you're so familiar, we flew together yesterday!"

"It just don't feel right, drinking him like that."

"I never watch the safety demo. If we crash, they'll just save me."

"Is there something on my face? I've never had anybody watch this demonstration before."

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."

'You know, you remind me of me when I first started here.'

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

"So how are things back in economy?"

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

Seatbelt hangs out from the airplane door.