Cabin Living Gifts

"Sure we like it, but we're back to sweating the small stuff again."

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Would you like some wings?"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

"The new house is almost ready!"

Airport

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

Carpet Cows

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

No Cabin Crew Self Service.

"Captain, some passengers say that they are not interested in your romance with that flight attendant, and ask you to turn the speaker off."

"Is there something on my face? I've never had anybody watch this demonstration before."

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

"It just don't feel right, drinking him like that."

"Be careful - we've seen an alarming increase in the number of plane strikes."

"Looks like you've got some competition."

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

"I never watch the safety demo. If we crash, they'll just save me."

"That's why you're so familiar, we flew together yesterday!"

'You know, you remind me of me when I first started here.'

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

Seatbelt hangs out from the airplane door.

Grandparents with their grandchild

Living in a snow globe.