Cabin Fever Survivor Pillows

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

"Your COVID test came back negative - but you've tested positive for cabin fever."

Lockdown casserole

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

"Yes, I'm working from home, and my kids are here helping me."

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"I'll have someone come in and prep you for the bill."

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -

State of the Union

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

Back To Nowhere Sale!

"It's the quarantine cloud."

"Your condition appears to have deteriorated considerably since your last cheque bounced."

"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."

'I'm glad you two have finally met.'

Like wine in a glass, these are the days of our quarantine

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

"And where exactly is Timbuktu?"

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

"Back at work and ready to go-get-'em after a two-week vacation at O'Hare."

"I'm surprised you only ordered a tonic water. . ."

"Other than obsessive bread-making, compulsive cleaning, British-TV-baking-series bingeing..."

"You can't possibly have winter cabin fever! Winter just officially started a couple days ago."

"Folsom's seasick, sir."

'Well, good morning Mr. Daniel, have a seat in our waiting room.'

Transmitting Swine Flu.

"Oh, thank God!"

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

COVID-19: Portrait In Courage

'Call an emergency church supper! The freezer's gone out!'

Day 14 of self-isolation and the cat still hadn't responded to any attempts at conversation.