Cabin Dweller Pillows

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

Of course you're bored, you're suffering from summer cabin fever!

"If I can reach that cabin, I'll be saved."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

City Boy.

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

In case of emergency, break glass.

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

Opening the Barrel

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

"It was Saturday night. The clock on my office wall showed the time to be eleven-forty-five. There are times when a private eye does not necessarily feel like being a private eye. This was one of those times. The elevator door down the hall clanked open with a clank familiar to anyone on the fourth floor who had had an office on the fourth floor for as long as I had had an office on the fourth floor. Footsteps came down the darkened hall and stopped outside my door. They were the footsteps of a

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."