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It's our latest sat-nav, we modelled it on a london cabbie.

"Where's my tip?"

Great Chinese Dynasties

Omara Portuondo

World Tour.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"What old school? This is my life."

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Introducing Piza Island.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"Then what happened?"

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Gone Fishing

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

Doubledecker bus stop

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

TV stage door

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

'Tell me more about this globalisation.'

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats