C For Creative Pillows

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Direct Marketing...

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Elevator Pitch

Wordplay: Export.

Target your message

Building Blocks.

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

The Sculptor

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

Advertising and PR Agency: 'I'm able to spin at 60 words per minute, hype at 50 words and distort at 45 words.'

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

New Ideas in Business.

Open Source.

'The first thing we will do is select a block captain.'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"You're amazing!"

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

"I appreciate succinct memos, Phillips, but stop writing them all in Haiku!"

'Actually, when I asked you to bring something fresh to the table, I was talking about ideas!'

"I'm just posting something to my wall."