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'Fare Thee Well'- Lord Byron Leaving England

The tooth fairy.

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

Happy Easter

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Birds Following Witch.

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"Devi's brew?"

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Define fair."

"Which one's yours?"

Ta Da!...

Stop Me Before I Grill Again

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

Stockwell's day

Fairy Library - Hop o' my Thumb Title Page

"So, how's your other half?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

David Blaine, Age 60

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

Horatio Nelson

'What's your poison?'