Buzzing Entrepreneur Gifts

'See, I told you we could cut out the middle men and sell the honey ourselves.'

'How fast can you hype?'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Create some buzz!

SALE

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

I need to set upmy own company.

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'Most of my clients are shareholders, managers and sales executives.'

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

'We want to get maximum publicity on this, Klodnik, so release it to Wikileaks.'

Start up

Performance Enhancing Lemonade.

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

Setting up companies

Lemonade Survey

'YESTERDAY was tie down, sleeves up...today is tie up, sleeves down!'

'This space could be working for you' - entrepreneurs concert.

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

"No personnel expenses, low manufacturing costs, no turnover tax - according to financial experts my enterprise is worth 859,0000,0000 euro."

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

'Sixty percent of my income is from newspaper delivery, 20% from odd jobs, and 20% from allowance.'

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

'If hired, where do you see yourself with the company in five years?'

"I'm from the small business administration...have you ever considered franchising?"

'Do you realize, this is a land of opportunity?' - 'Yes, anyone can become a tax payer.'

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.