Buzz Tamer Prints

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Time is HONEY

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

Atomic Bear: Part 5

Dentist Training School.

Beware of the Undergrowth.

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"Our driverless smart car texted me saying it went to get an oil change because I was too lazy to do it. Is there a way to disable its rudeness?"

"Of course you feel great. These things are loaded with antidepressants."

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

"He used to fetch my paper, but now that I read online he's my IT support."

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

Man in office smiling in delight as various office equipment dances for him

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'

'What do you mean, you were here first?'

'Mary finally solved the blinking clock problem by putting black tape over it.'

"There is an easier way to ensure that our pet doesn't get fleas or ticks."

The unorganised organiser.

"This one's too smart. Do you have one with only a high school education?"

"Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked."

In case of computer breakdown break glass

'Yeah, I can remotely disable my computer.'

"It keeps people from falling asleep during meetings."

"When was the last time you cleaned the fridge?"

A man connected to his PC.

'Excuse me, could you tell me where the nearest dentist is?'

Ask about our new p-chip to tune out politics.