Buying Shares Pillows

"My mistake was buying shares in the company. I now worry about the lousy work I turn out."

The day the stock market went UP.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Selling lemon latt�

You can breed these if the environment is right.

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'Could you be more specific than a king's ransom or an arm and a leg.'

No - None sense, take-charge, inc. - Formerly: Happy-go-lucky, inc.'

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'Oh my God! You look like you've see the FTSE.'

'Cards for all occasions: takeover, buyouts, mergers, flotation, bankruptcy.'

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

'Should our firms merge, which one will be the girl?'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"You and your 'Go with the flow.'"

Shareholder's Meetings

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

Stock Exchange.

'Consider this an unfriendly takeover, if you wish, but takeover it is!'

High end of the market...

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

'This contract proposal needs more work. I'm not experiencing any twinges of guilt over it.'