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'Well, it wasn't working when I got it home.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"He loves his leaf blower."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

A DIY disaster.

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Where do I put the batteries?'

A crab with a utility knife claw

The Hammer

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

CLEAR!

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Multitool Knife

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"