Buying Dairy Cows Pillows

Milking the Cow.

Chase me, chase me cows.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'The circle is complete!'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Cow's straw

Motorherd

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Slinky Cow World

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

A Tumble Cow

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Kamikaze Colour