Buying And Selling Online T-Shirts

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

E-Baying @ The Moon

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'I found him on the internet.'

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Online Shopping.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Gerald Ratner's return

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

'You've got to give Tom credit. When he's searching for parts for his car online, nothing bothers him...and I mean nothing!'

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

'We're e-bankrupt.'

Terms and conditions

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

I e-bay t-shirt.

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'