Buying A Timeshare Pillows

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

Mother Goose Timeshare

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Selling lemon latt�

"Eat my dust!"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

High end of the market...

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

Starboard-folio.

'You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man. He will play forward on the pro-basketball team you've just bought!'

Couple in sunglasses begging with a sign that reads - 'Holiday Homeless - Please help'.

'Mate, you've just paid two grand for a T-shirt and a hand-mower.'

'Bloody Brits.'

Second homing pigeon

"You've got six days."

"I bought a time share in South Beach."

"I wish we hadn't voted for this now"

It was too late to retract her bid. Catherine had purchased the small man on the motorbike'

"Well,hopefully we only have to wear them for a week or two."

'You knew I was an impulse shopper when you married me!'

Big egg timer 'Latest in time share properties.'

Lock Stock and Barrel Sold.

"It's a summer rental."

'Well, it's not MY idea of time sharing!'

'Sorry, no refunds. Didn't you read our fine print in Sanskrit about our return policy?'