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'The views are great but the celebrity neighbours are too damn noisy.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'Your mortgage is under water...so what's the problem?'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

'It's like having our own private luxury box in the game of life.'

"I'm looking for something a little more open pan."

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

Evergreen Estates

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

'I'm so glad I moved into this basement flat Mary. It's put me on the property ladder and the neighbours are so friendly!'

"With skyrocketing condo prices these days I can easily get $2.5 million."

"I've just been gazumped!"

"Now do you see, Betty, what a little luck, a few sound investments and the shameless inflation of corporate profits through bogus transactions can buy."

"We've never regretted relocating to California!"

"The meaning of life is location, location, location."

Money feeds tree of property