Buying A New Office Gifts

'Office real estate' lifting weights

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

Man and woman buying furniture.

'You shouldn't have.'

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

Homepage, sweet homepage.

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Wow. A corner office at last

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"it appears I'm being relocated"

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

'Are you two friends?' - 'No, we just hate the same people.'

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."

"Well, marge. I made it. I got that window office I always wanted!!"

"It does make a statement."

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

'Or if that's too expensive, why don't you bring yours in for a nice paint job?'

Man at huge desk with a map entitled, 'Map of the Desk'.

'Flexi-space.'