Buying A New Home With A Wine Cellar T-Shirts

Welcome to my cellar!

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

Opening the Barrel

true love.

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'Toast'

"Okay then, what wine do you have if we go up to the four dollar range?"

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

'The three essentials for any wine are terroir, the producer and how envious it makes your guests.'

"Put me through to City Stockbrokers please."

Fred red read wine has lots of benefits, including longer life!

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

"This wine is CORKED!"

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

'You have an impressive cellar.'

'It's not quite ready now, but come 2285, you'll be glad you waited.'

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

'If the 750ml and th 375ml of the '82 Beaumont are too pricey, how about their Merlot-scented auto air freshener? -- Only 99 cents.'

"This isn't just any old food wine. This is the foodies' food wine."