Buying A New Home With A Wine Cellar T-Shirts

Welcome to my cellar!

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

true love.

Opening the Barrel

'Toast'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

Fred red read wine has lots of benefits, including longer life!

'The three essentials for any wine are terroir, the producer and how envious it makes your guests.'

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"Put me through to City Stockbrokers please."

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

"This wine is CORKED!"

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

'You have an impressive cellar.'

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

'It's not quite ready now, but come 2285, you'll be glad you waited.'

'If the 750ml and th 375ml of the '82 Beaumont are too pricey, how about their Merlot-scented auto air freshener? -- Only 99 cents.'

"This isn't just any old food wine. This is the foodies' food wine."

"A pox on your house red."

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.