Butchery Assistant T-Shirts

Butchers instructions for customers' meat sound as though he is talking about people

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Steak Ted?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

View to the Future

"Rump roast?"

A Bloody Butcher

Important Food Groups

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

Deliboys

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Where Ignorance is Bliss.

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

*=Hotdog

A butcher and his apprentice.

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'