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Bourgeois Man and his ceaseless mission to tell everyone else how to live.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

Calculation Board - You Are Here

"Where the wild things were."

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

Shoot For The Moon

"What's your occupation?"

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

365 Lemonade Stand

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Bird sitting on a wing.

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

Self-employed.

'You're hired. Go figure.'

"You have arrived at your destination."

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

An old lady Kitesurfing

We don't have a budget to redo the last guy's business cards, door placard, and so on, so would you mind assuming his identity in the meantime?

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

"...and before that, I was an embryo."

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'