Busybody Adventurer Prints

Bourgeois Man and his ceaseless mission to tell everyone else how to live.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

Calculation Board - You Are Here

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"Where the wild things were."

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"What's your occupation?"

Shoot For The Moon

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

365 Lemonade Stand

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

Bird sitting on a wing.

Now hiring.

Self-employed.

"You have arrived at your destination."

'You're hired. Go figure.'

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

An old lady Kitesurfing

We don't have a budget to redo the last guy's business cards, door placard, and so on, so would you mind assuming his identity in the meantime?

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'