Busybody Appreciation Prints

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

$1: Family Secrets

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"I need to clone myself."

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

'Anything good on the telly tonight? Yes dear the vase!'

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

"Lemme guess: You forgot the basil Mom asked for, and my ice cream is in your briefcase?"

'I've got SO much on my plate right now, Steve - Ask me again when I'm fifty.'

Cat shoes - for those who are too busy to do their own walking.

"Miss Caldwell, write twenty letters, make five Xerox copies of each, feed the whole lot into the shredder, and then, if it's five o'clock, you may go home."

"Please hold my calls."

"Decaf, Sid?"

"Okay, roses smelled. What next?"

'He's still got his looks - good job I've got used to them.'

I realized I do my best thinking in the shower.

You' ll pleased to know that I'm in complete harmony with my bowels.

"I realized that she'd never overcome her shyness, so I had to let her go."

"You can't just work all the time, you need to find a hobby..."

'That is the laziest way to walk a dog I have ever seen.'

Bourgeois Man and his ceaseless mission to tell everyone else how to live.

"I found your foot soak, but I can't find my quick-dry cement."

Lockdowns

"Things are opening up...and just when I was beginning to really embrace my boredom. "

STRIP Hambone: Installation

'You can't fully appreciate doing nothing unless you have a lot of jobs you should be doing. . .'

'I only seem to get fat in some places.'

Right now, he's in his man cave.'

I've already fetched it three times --- This is just make-work, isn't it?

"Well if these walls could talk, I'm pretty sure they'd agree with me."

P D F E. He won't stop talking about how I should get a tummy tuck like he did.

'I don't know what looks worse, the excess weight or the saggy look when I lose it.'

Bed bugs quarrel

ENT Hospital.