Busybee Humorist Gifts

"Do you mean am I busy busy?"

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"This report is mumbo jumbo...I asked for gobbledeeegook!"

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"Any questions?"

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

Satya Nutella

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

AA Meeting Here Today

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'And finally. . . where do you see yourself on the food chain 5 years from now?'

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Cat shoes: For those who are too busy to do their own walking.

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'I don't have time for throwing up.'