'I don't have time for throwing up.'
Busy Family Schedules Mugs
Looking for a gift that adds humor and warmth to a busy family’s morning routine? Our mugs are perfect for bringing a smile to their hectic days and reminding them to take a moment for themselves.
'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'
You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe
"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."
"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."
Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'
"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."
Lawyer's baby first word: whiplash!
"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."
'Push, dear! The child will be late for pre-school!'
Decorating with Children
Mom simultaneously feeds baby his bottle, and husband his.
'I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk.'
'We need a dog!'
"Do you really use all of the stuff on this school supply list?"
"Your daughter called—you promised to play phone tag with her today."
"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."
"Here comes the airplane--once it gets clearance from the tower, which should be in another 45 minutes. Thank you for your patience."
Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!
"Amazing how having a six month old baby can motivate you to stay at the office for 16 hours a day!"
"I have the kids Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. She has them Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Thursday they're free-range.
Working Moms
'Who's gonna stay here and do my homework?'
"You mind if I sit here and yammer on while my kid does whatever he wants?"
"The small door's for the dog and the larger one's for the kids."
"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"
"We shouldn't have had so many kids. Now they all want computers and phones."
Fresh Food and Regurgitated
'Come watch TV with me, Mom. This movie is for young and old.'
Today's nervous breakdown occurred yesterday.
"The kids were late for school and it just stayed like that."
"Decaf, Sid?"
"Now will you knock it off with all the bird calls?"
'With a boss, a wife and three teenaged kids, I haven't had much time to worry about international affairs.'
'When you have boys, you need 'presoak'.'
Busy Family Schedules Mugs Collection
Busy Family Schedules Pillows
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Busy Family Schedules Prints
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Busy Family Schedules T-Shirts
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