Business Whiz Kids Mugs

'Since the healthcare legislation became law, our Little MBA kit outsells our Little Doctor Kit by a hundred to one.'

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

An overachieving headless chicken.

"No, Dad. All this belongs to me right now. I acquired it in a hostile takeover."

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

'A 7 load? Do you think I was born yesterday? Oh, wait, I was.'

"No personnel expenses, low manufacturing costs, no turnover tax - according to financial experts my enterprise is worth 859,0000,0000 euro."

"We have to develop a new way to build our customer base. Antispam software has put a dent in our marketing strategy."

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

Kid's Lemonade Stand Has A High Pricing Policy

It's time for a corporate shakeup. You squeeze, I'll stir.

"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"

You did a hostile takeover of the corner lemonade stand? Why not? It's operated by Timmy. He's seven. He's a big boy. By seven, I had three ice cream carts. Besides, I made his investors an offer they couldn't refuse. We'll split the six free espressos. Waaaaah!

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

'Our market analysis is in.'

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

Kid sells underwear outside of hospital emergency doorway.

'It's 50c per glass, or 50c per share to invest in my company.'

"My philosophy is to sell advice not follow it!"

"Damn that Higgins! He’s added WiFi."

'Did you hear about the Ant and the Grasshopper? -- Some Japanese Beetle bought them both out.'

'Here he comes now, the brains behind the company.'